Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Confusion

Given the current confusing political environment, we at the NZBU understand that our members may be confused about who to vote for.

There are only 4 main parties in New Zealand:

Nationalabour - a collection of similar minded politicians who change their policies to keep themselves in power.

Greens - Watermelons with a few vegetables.

Maori Party - Ex radicals slowly realising that hating Whitey were years badly spent.

ACT - Low tax party that encourages lower Government spending and more money in our back pockets.

The NZBU feel from this analysis that we will be supporting only one party this year and as we are a large grouping of compulsory members, we will be able to represent you our members for the elections one one true voice. After all, as we are compulsory - we have the right to speak on all your behalf. No matter your political opinions!

3 comments:

homepaddock said...

You've got our membership without our permission (though I am less upset now the blog has changed from all red to partly blue); would you like our votes as well?

President Loudmouth said...

heheheh, Homepaddock - membership is in your best interest simply because people cannot look after their own interests.

I would love your votes... either way, no matter which way youi choose to vote, your executive will release media stories saying you support ACT :) The same as Jordan Carter. Heheheheh.

nasir said...

Wonderful description of the political parties.
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